We should play a game of Urinal Checkers now
To make men wander in and contemplate "How?"
How can the relieve themselves without having to watch
One of the the jokers surrounding them's imperfect crotch
The rules are simple that are as follows
You and your friends must occupy a correct number of pee hollows
That will force the next man to have to pee next to one of you pride wreckers
Congratulation you now know the rules of urinal checkers
Wednesday, 18 May 2016
Sunday, 15 May 2016
BenJiepillar
BenJiepillar is made of yarn and wool
He leaves a soft trail behind if he starts to tug and pull
He climbs over rocks, logs, and hedgehogs on his epic travels
And during the time of his long voyage his body slowly unravels
Soon BenJie will be no more as his trail would reach it's end
BenJie knew this forever though it wasn't what he would intend
One thing we learn from BenJie is inorder to make the most
See what your life offers you and merge it like butter on toast.
He leaves a soft trail behind if he starts to tug and pull
He climbs over rocks, logs, and hedgehogs on his epic travels
And during the time of his long voyage his body slowly unravels
Soon BenJie will be no more as his trail would reach it's end
BenJie knew this forever though it wasn't what he would intend
One thing we learn from BenJie is inorder to make the most
See what your life offers you and merge it like butter on toast.
Saturday, 14 May 2016
Cool friends, Other friends
My friends I dance with
Run, jump, shout, and prance with
Not caring what others think
We'll reply with a proud and solid wink
My cool friends I talk with
Relax, calm down, and walk with
Hoping people can see who they're dealing with
That's what I want to be feeling
Never I want my two friends to meet
Cause for me to stand on two feet
I must have these two worlds to show who I am
Run, jump, shout, and prance with
Not caring what others think
We'll reply with a proud and solid wink
My cool friends I talk with
Relax, calm down, and walk with
Hoping people can see who they're dealing with
That's what I want to be feeling
Never I want my two friends to meet
Cause for me to stand on two feet
I must have these two worlds to show who I am
Monday, 9 May 2016
Sad song
If I want to be a musician then I definitely can
I don't need to fill out forms or sign a telegram
Music comes from passion and solid drive
If all goes well then it'll make you thrive
But if all not goes well it'll be a tragic existence
And you'll have to learn the act of acceptance
Your passion may be strong but the people's may not be
Though it might not favour who you are change might be the key
I don't need to fill out forms or sign a telegram
Music comes from passion and solid drive
If all goes well then it'll make you thrive
But if all not goes well it'll be a tragic existence
And you'll have to learn the act of acceptance
Your passion may be strong but the people's may not be
Though it might not favour who you are change might be the key
Friday, 6 May 2016
The Memory bank (songs)
There's a song in my head
I listen to it play
It's with me in bed
And throughout all of the day
Listen to this song I must
It's a good song that speak to me
Then I listen to the song that I lust
and all it leaves me with is envy
This song isn't the same as the one from my memory
I listen to it play
It's with me in bed
And throughout all of the day
Listen to this song I must
It's a good song that speak to me
Then I listen to the song that I lust
and all it leaves me with is envy
This song isn't the same as the one from my memory
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