Melvin Bear Finally in the New Year

Melvin bear waits up in the air

In apartment 28

2016 has finally been

and Melvin can no longer wait

Watching the sight of firework lights

Melvin ponders what he can do

To improve the next year that many people now fear

And see how we all make it through

You Did WHAT!

Stuck on the chair

This isn’t fair

All because

I stole a pear

Pears are nice

Would have stolen them twice

My favourite also is

Pear flavoured ice cream

What Makes Hodge Ill

Hodge lies close to the rim of the road

In front of home 45A’s yard

Why lie so close to the road?

There’s nothing here to see or to guard

All except two grey mice

Vivian and Jill

Hodge doesn’t chase mice though

They’re hairy and make him feel ill

Dan Carrying a Knave

Dan’s Carrying a Knave

This Christmas it’s something to save

From deforestation for the trees in our houses

Dan finds that it’s simply all for louses

Dan must save the knave from it’s fate

Due to the destruction for a typical Christmas trait

This makes Dan our new saviour from it

More than that Jesus, birth into a pale of shit

Ants in a Bottle

I have eaten ants from a bottle that’s green

My long tongue licks them off the glass

That might sound unfair and mean

But it helps my hunger and time to pass

I am an anteater after all

This is one way to smooth my hunger

I love to chew, crunch, munch and maul

The ants that won’t live any longer

Smacon Vape Dragon

Good day, I’m Smacon

The hot, smoky, vape dragon

Although vaping, dragons don’t normally do

For they already breath smoke, that’s true

But smoking on dragon breath is too hot

We rather use it to burn knights and boil our pots

That’s why I vape, it’s not hot at all

And I can choose my smokes flavour like strawberry ball