Wednesday, 30 November 2016

Bicycle Wheels

On the fence of Mole Hill Park
Many wheels hand, dangling apart
For every bike told to wait and stay
Get’s ripped off the fence and taken away

Now all you see is all that is left
After the reoccurring bike theft
Black wheels, brown wheels, fat wheels, pink

Someone likes no wheels attached you would think

Tuesday, 29 November 2016

Hunny & Honey

For pudding Hunny had some honey bites
“Tasty” Hunny thought of the honey
Honey was sticky on her fingers and tights
As Hunny's house smelt more of honey

Hunny lay on the kitchen table
Stuffed from all of the house’s honey
Hunny should have read the honey’s label

Reading how fattening is Hunny’s honey

Saturday, 26 November 2016

Thax McThast & Clock

Thax McThast lay calmly in bed
Waiting for seven o’clock to be said
But after seven Thax will sleep some more
Until clock calls out seven past four

Quarter past seven, time to get up at last
But just after a second nap for Thax McThast
Clock is mad so when at half past seven

Wine’s herself forward and lie’s “YOUR LATE IT’S EIGHT PAST ELEVEN”

Friday, 25 November 2016

Colours & Letters YAY!!!

Red T in green woods
Orange X in sun light
Blue L in red mud
Green L in a snowy sight

Yellow man taking a swim
White soul of orange poppy
This Rubik’s cube is hard to win

Screw it

Thursday, 24 November 2016

Sugar Snatch Hair Eating Natch

Who need’s a helmet when riding a bike
Just let your hair flow in the wind down the street
But Beware of the Sugar Snatch Hair Eating Natch
Ready to eat up your hair if you happen to meet
It’ll Peck if your blonde, peck if your ginger
Peck if your beautifully brown
Peck if your hair is dye green, red, etc.
Make you ride bold through the rest of the town
So hopefully now you are able to see
Why you wear a helmet outside of the door
The Sugar Snatch Hair Eating Natch remains hungry

And it helps you not kill yourself incase crash on the floor

Wednesday, 23 November 2016

Shell Toad

Shell toad wanders
Shell toad ponders
Shell toad is a beautiful, scaled shell
And the rest is all
Toad

No one believes
No one trusts
That Shell toad is Shell toad
As well as just
A toad

Shell toad is nothing
Tortoise is real
Shell toad sounds like a restaurant meal
Shell toad is lonely
No one sees why
Shell toad isn’t real

It’s all a simple lie