Thax McThast & Clock

Thax McThast lay calmly in bed

Waiting for seven o’clock to be said

But after seven Thax will sleep some more

Until clock calls out seven past four

Quarter past seven, time to get up at last

But just after a second nap for Thax McThast

Clock is mad so when at half past seven

Wine’s herself forward and lie’s “YOUR LATE IT’S EIGHT PAST ELEVEN”