Rainbow Man

Have you ever played Mega Man

The Snap, Crackle, and Pop gaming phenomenon Man

That’s his preferred title anyway

You rush through levels, 2-d based entirely

Beating the other men and the relentless Dr. Wily

Cause they know about Mega Man

Fighting Crash Man, Flash Man, Dash Man, and Lash Man

Except not Cash man who’s taken the loot and has ran

He’s like Mega Man as well

With every power up changing his armor paint

Green with yellow, red with maroon, black with a grey oh so faint

It’s why he calls himself Mega Man

As fluorescent Mega Man and his colourful powers may be

His true colour hides under the shade of his Badassery

Capcom help him out with that

It’s how Mega Man appears like a rainbow

Though he doesn’t want anyone, ANYONE  to know

That he’s actually the infamous  Rainbow Man

But that’s just Gay

Final Review of an Instructional Tape

So just to review

Bones are inside your body

Bones must stay inside your body

Lones should always be paid off

And Please don’t kill your loud neighbours

Just to review

So just to review

Boil the water before adding the pasta

Oil is not renewable or resourceful

Loyalty creates trust

And having sex with your sibling is probably wrong

Just to Review

Horse & Lynx

Horse feels Miserable

This it what he thinks

Maybe he’s just whiney

Wanting attention like Lynx

Lynx is sad

For doing things bad

Horse has played it safe

He won’t get the same embrace

Why girls are sad

Patty from the side block

Is alone with Sue

Waiting waiting for their friend Mitchell

Deciding on what to do

Are they happy no one can say

Just dealing with each day

At least they could ban tampon tax

Save such much to pay

Talking sad

Talk about life you said

When I thought you went off to bed

Best friend had a sad episode yes

But me never get’s a chance

Have we ever talked about how we live

Or just poked at our places

You have friends to speak sad with

I have you and that’s for love cases

Calling me

On the end of the Phone

I wait there on my own

My phone clenched in a grip

While on the bed it tips

Want my phone to rumble

In the night I grumble

Why I feel no vibration

Is his only explanation