Urinal Checkers

We should play a game of Urinal Checkers now
To make men wander in and contemplate "How?"
How can the relieve themselves without having to watch
One of the the jokers surrounding them's imperfect crotch

The rules are simple that are as follows
You and your friends must occupy a correct number of pee hollows
That will force the next man to have to pee next to one of you pride wreckers
Congratulation you now know the rules of urinal checkers

BenJiepillar

BenJiepillar is made of yarn and wool
He leaves a soft trail behind if he starts to tug and pull
He climbs over rocks, logs, and hedgehogs on his epic travels
And during the time of his long voyage his body slowly unravels

Soon BenJie will be no more as his trail would reach it's end
BenJie knew this forever though it wasn't what he would intend
One thing we learn from BenJie is inorder to make the most
See what your life offers you and merge it like butter on toast.

Cool friends, Other friends

My friends I dance with
Run, jump, shout, and prance with
Not caring what others think
We'll reply with a proud and solid wink

My cool friends I talk with
Relax, calm down, and walk with
Hoping people can see who they're dealing with
That's what I want to be feeling

Never I want my two friends to meet
Cause for me to stand on two feet
I must have these two worlds to show who I am

Sad song

If I want to be a musician then I definitely can
I don't need to fill out forms or sign a telegram
Music comes from passion and solid drive
If all goes well then it'll make you thrive

But if all not goes well it'll be a tragic existence
And you'll have to learn the act of acceptance
Your passion may be strong but the people's may not be
Though it might not favour who you are change might be the key

The Memory bank (songs)

There's a song in my head
I listen to it play
It's with me in bed
And throughout all of the day

Listen to this song I must
It's a good song that speak to me
Then I listen to the song that I lust
and all it leaves me with is envy
This song isn't the same as the one from my memory

Squeezing the Tree

Squeezing the Tree

I am Squeezing the tree

and so it shall always be

Don’t ask, don’t doubt,

don’t think, don’t shout

for nothing is stopping me.

Sir Tree by title

Squeezing by name.

You may find it silly

you may find it lame.

Think what you like

it’ll never cause pain.

Don’t worry about me

I’ll always be sane

Why such a name,

why such a mask?

Is it from some game?

I hear you ask.

It’s from no game

I‘m no nature lover

It’s wasn’t given by mother

Or is an identity cover

It’s my name by choice

presenting a voice

That no matter my call

I will always stand tall

Let it not make me fall

For I don’t care at all

Because I don’t care

It makes you aware

That I am me

And me is fair

I won’t change me

That’ll bring me despair

You should know

I’m who who does not care

Whoever you are

Whatever you choose

The speed of your car

Or the size of your shoes

Shows that you are you

About that there’s nothing to do

Let that always be

It makes you true

Now you should see

That I’m happy and free

Take it from me

I’m Squeezing the tree

Samuel James-Louwerse

Number 1

I got the idea for my first poem I have posted on this blog from a friend at college who constantly uses the phrases number 1 for when you take a piss and number 2 for what you have a poop. It's a likeable and strange habit and I decided to write a poem about it, as sometimes we would joke around how when somebody is taking a long shit, she or he would be doing a number 10 or something.

Enjoy.

Number 1

Number 1

Is easy and quick

Number 2

Is harder and thick

Number 3

When your belly mumbles

Number 4

When your belly rumbles

Number 5

You can still run a mile

Number 6

You can’t hold for a while

Number 7

You notice through your nose

Number 8

Burns through your clothes

Number 9

Can Paralyze 

Number 10

Damages your eyes

Number 11

Defies Gravity

Number 12

Makes a huge cavity

Number 13

All life loses worth

Number 14

Kills the Earth

Don’t forget to flush

S.James-Louwerse