How I Disappear

How I disappear

Is a secret you won’t hear

It’s starts by entering my room

And POP, I’m gone not be back till soon

Though most kids disappear in their room

I do actually disappear you silly buffoon

Most kids disappear through a video game

I can’t come when you call my name

When being disappeared there’s so much to do

But I will come back because of how much I miss you

Ring Man

Florescent, shiny, Ring man, the man can fight, the man can do

Through his days is one colour, colour of passion, colour of blue

People see relentless ring man will always win, will always get through

Wait! Something’s different the colour is of normal, the colour is of light blue

Ring man is now different, people see him in a different way

People see him as normal, as everyman of everyday

People see him as friendly, and open to whatever anyone will say

Let’s talk to the new Ring man, and see if he wants to play

Gummy ear

A cozy cushion laid against my heavy head

It’s time for my right side to lie down instead

Excuse me! I cannot hear what was just said

My right ear appears to be filled with gum and lead

All sound is gone when the cushion meets my right ear

I lift it back up and for a while I am not able to hear

It can’t be that is has become that time of year

That my ears have become gummy, something I fear

The Ginger Bread Demon

You think you can have one more biscuit, well you better not go that far
For the Ginger Bread Demon might cursed that biscuit as well as the biscuit jar
The next biscuit you eat is what the Ginger Bread Demon eats from your soul
If you don't stop eating more biscuits, you will be as lifeless and limp as a rag doll
For she, the Ginger Bread Demon is ruthless and she will never stop at it
Better close that jar for now, and don't help yourself to another biscuit

Nuk Nuk!

Nuk Nuk! at the wide wide door
Hear it bounce on the walls and floor
Who Nuk Nuks at the door that's wide
Going knock knock gives you will and pride
Who's that nuking at this house of mine
Is it some lady coming for bread and wine
It's no lady nuking at my door that's wide
It's a squirrel with it's nut on the other side

Rubic's cube

I look to my left, and see something painful
The idea it's something undone is awful
Next to me on the table, sits a cube of Rubic
Not finished, makes me become a lunatic
Family notices thinking "What's up with him"
I cannot explain this embarrassing sin
My sister picks up the cube, I hear the slots fit
She places it down, I'm ok now, she's cracked it

What My Dog Does on My Birthday

Today I was older, my birthday came at last
However my massive dog was letting the time past
It was humping the table, the cupboards, the chairs
He did enjoy his lovely meth to be fair
Now it was on meth it must finally mean
That it might be going off, or is no longer keen
With alcohol that he got drunk with every week
Next it'll go off meth for another addiction to seek